The bravest joke teller ever.
He has a death wish
An old blind
cowboy wanders into an all girl biker bar
by
mistake...
He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After
sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde joke?'
The bar
immediately falls absolutely silent.
ln a very
deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke,
cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know
five things:
1. The
bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The
bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-club'.
3. l'm a
6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman
sitting next to me is blonde and professional weight lifter.
5. The lady
to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think
about it seriously, Cowboy… Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind
cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No.. not if I', gonna have to explain five
times….'
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