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Bravest Joke Teller Ever.

The bravest joke teller ever. 

He has a death wish

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all girl biker bar
by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.


ln a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-club'.
3. l'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,  'No.. not if I', gonna have to explain five times….'
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