The youth reacted instantly, "Yes lam Gian Singh"
There upon the policeman took him right & left and gave him a sound thrashing. Then they left him with a warning to mend his ways.
Some onlooker who saw him being badly beaten up neared him & picked him up. As the youth got up in pain he still managed force a smile & told the people around,
"Look what a fool I made of them"
"How" asked the bewildered crowd.
"Simple. l am just not the Gian Singh they are looking for. I am Surjeet. "
A group of Gods from heavens decided to take a round of the universe and were relaxing after trip to human dwellings on earth, when Hanuman made a point.
I was revered every where on earth but remark from a group of KG students really irritated me. They said, 'Hai Hanu'.
Muslim:- Look, Hanuman was a Muslim. The name of our forefathers end with'maan' like Suleman, Rahmaan etc.
A Hindu : That is wrong. He was a Hindu, a devote follower & worshiper of Lord Rama, world knows it.
A Sikh : But going by his work & temperament he was out and out a Sikh. He never cut his hair, was totally selfless and was a great worrier in best of Sikh traditions. And that too fighting for some one else's cause.
"See this Fridge-it is from Americas. My mixy is Chinese. These curtains-they are from Denmark. And now meet my sons Chintu & Raju.
"Madam you must be pretty disappointed that they are not imported."
* A foreign tourist paid a visit to a Sikh farmer working in fields when lunch arrived and out of customary veneration the guest was offered foods; a lump of saag on Maki ki roti.
The visitor relished the 'saag' but returned Makki ki rofi with "Thanks-take your plate."
Boy: lf you refuse to marry me, l'd commit suicide.
Girl: We must get the arrangements' made.
Boy: For marriage? Girl: No... for funeral.
Ram: What about that coat you bought for your beloved?
Ramesh: That did not fit her.
Ram: Then did you get the coat changed?
Ramesh: No, I changed my beloved.
Man: Please Madam, have mercy! l am very much hungry.
Lady. So what, how can I help you?
Man: (Humbly) Let's have dinner together. \
Child: Who is a groom?
Father: The most decorated piece in a marriage.
One traveler to other: Shaving is a torturous experience one has to do again and again. How many times do you shave in a day?
Second Traveller: I do so twenty times in a day.
First Traveler: (amazingly) Twenty times!
Second Travelled: Yes, I am a barber.
Lady: (displayed a tiny sheet of cloth) Just look at it, what condition it has come to, after one washing!
Cloth Merchant: But I find nothing wrong with this hanky.
Lady: Hanky? it was a bed sheet, when I bought from you.
History Teacher: Subhash, tell me the cause of the fight between the French & English forces.
Subhash: Sorry Sir, my mother told me not to get involved in other's fight.
Lady: (While check up of a lady) Please call my husband also in.
Doctor: Why? Don't you trust me?
Lady: I do, but I can't trust, my husband. He might be sitting out with your nurse.
A man went to a Departmental Store and inquired of the price of a lot of item. At last,
Salesman: (getting annoyed) What exactly are you searching for?
The Man : An opportunity.
Truck Owner: How this tyre got punc- tured?
Truck Driver: A glass bottle came under it.
Owner: Couldn't you see the bottle?
Driver: How could I have? lt was inside the coat of the man.
Lady: (to fruit vendor) You charged from my son for two kilos of mangoes but when l weighed, I found them a kilo less.
Fruit Vendor: Better, weigh your son also'
Customer-Have you got a book called, 'Man the Master of Women'?
Salesgirl-Fiction- Counter to the left, sir!
Patient-l suffer from complete loss of memory. Your advise please? Doctor-That you always pay me in advance.
Doctor-l prescribe your husband com-' plete, quite and silence. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife-When do I give them to him?
Doctor-You don't give them to him. These are for you to take.
What is difference between passing university examination and an entrance test ?
Ans.-The former amounts to getting a passport and latter a visa.
'My teacher must be very religious," said the little girl, "Every time I answer one of her questions she says, "My God."
Q-Name something which becomes alive even after death?