Bravest Joke Teller Ever.

Monday, 29 December 2014

The bravest joke teller ever. 

He has a death wish

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all girl biker bar
by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.


ln a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-club'.
3. l'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,  'No.. not if I', gonna have to explain five times….'
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10 Habits that Damage Kidneys

Saturday, 27 December 2014


10 Habits that Damage Kidneys


by AMY GOODRICH

Our kidneys are super important for our health. They filter our blood, produce hormones, absorb minerals, produce urine, eliminate toxins, and neutralize acids. So as one of the most important organs in your body, your kidneys deserve some love.

Damage or steady decline of your kidneys can often go unnoticed for years as your kidneys can still do their job with as little as 20% of their capacity. Therefore kidney diseases are often referred to as “The Silent Diseases”. That’s why it is so important to take care of them before it is too late. 

Here’s a list of 10 common habits that put a lot of pressure on your kidneys and can cause serious damage over time. 


1.    Not Drinking Enough Water

Your kidney’s most important function is to filter blood and eliminate toxins and waste materials. When you don’t drink enough plain water during the day toxins and waste material start to accumulate and can cause severe damage to your body. 

2.    Too Much Salt In Your Diet

Your body needs sodium or salt to work properly. Most people however consume too much salt which may raise blood pressure and put a lot of stress on the kidneys. As a good rule of thumb, no more than 5 grams of salt should be eaten on a daily basis. 

3.    Frequently Delaying The Call Of Nature

Many of us ignore the urge to go because they are too busy or want to avoid public bathrooms. Retaining urine on a regular basis increases urine pressure and can lead to kidney failure, kidney stones, and incontinence. So listen to your body when nature calls. 

4.    Kick The Sugar Habit

Scientific studies show that people who consume 2 or more sugary drinks a day are more likely to have protein in their urine. Having protein in your urine is an early sign your kidneys are not doing their job as they should. 

5.    Vitamin And Mineral Deficiencies

Eating a clean, whole food diet full of fresh vegetables and fruits is important for your overall health and a good kidney function. Many deficiencies can increase the risk of kidney stones or kidney failure. Vitamin B6 and magnesium, for instance, are super important to reduce the risk of kidney stones. 

An estimated 70 to 80 percent of Americans isn’t getting enough magnesium, so there may be a good chance that you are one of them. Click here to learn more about magnesium deficiencies. 

6.    Too Much Animal Protein

Over consumption of protein, especially red meat, increases the metabolic load on your kidneys. So more protein in your diet means your kidneys have to work harder and this can lead to kidney damage or dysfunction over time. 

7.    Sleep Deprivation

We have all heard how important it is to get a good night’s rest. Chronic sleep deprivation is linked to many diseases and kidney diseases are also on the list. During the night your body repairs damaged kidney tissue, so give your body the time to heal and repair itself. 

8.    Coffee Habit
Just as salt, caffeine can raise blood pressure and put extra stress on your kidneys. Over time excessive consumption of coffee can cause damage to your kidneys.


9.    Painkiller Abuse

Way too many people take painkillers for their small aches and pains, while there are many all-natural, safe remedies available. Excessive use or painkiller abuse can lead to severe damage of liver and kidneys. 

10.  Alcohol Consumption

Although there is nothing wrong with enjoying a glass of wine or having a beer once in a while, most of us don’t stop after just one drink. Alcohol is actually a legal toxin that puts a lot of stress on our kidneys and liver. 

To stay healthy and avoid kidney issues it is important to eat lots of fresh, whole foods and if you keep the above information in mind and avoid these common habits as much as possible, your kidneys will not be under constant stress and your body will thank you for that.

(source: http://www.realfarmacy.com/10-deadly-habits-that-seriously-damage-your-kidneys/)





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SIKH OPINION MY FOOT- INDIAN ADMINISTRATION

Friday, 26 December 2014

SIKH FEELINGS MY FOOT- INDIAN ADMINISTRATION

Since Sikhs are a microscopic minority of India; just 1.5% the Indian administration has been neglecting the mass feelings or public opinion of the SikhS. Here are a few examples. May be the administration enjoyS seductive pleasure out of it when the Sikhs cry for justice. 
(This piece in Punjabi. Can be translated into English on demand.)



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BEST WAY TO BULK REMOVE INACTIVE FRIENDS FROM YOUR FACE BOOK ACCOUNT

Thursday, 25 December 2014

BEST WAY TO BULK REMOVE INACTIVE FRIENDS FROM YOUR FACE BOOK ACCOUNT

I found a Facebook legal way to remove in bulk those unwanted ids. 

(At bottom given this text in Punjabi images also)

I had 5000 friends in my list but when ever I scrolled down my friend list I found a large number (about 300) of inactive and deactivated accounts have been occupying my space. The inactive account can be easily identified because the profile photo is missing in such case.
Deactivated I.D/ Inactive ID

Often the inactive ids remain stored throughout the friend list but not in the beginning.
I would therefore try to remove such ids but every time I would remove such an i.d the facebook page would start reloading which takes a long time even with my internet whose speed is quite fast. Every time I was forced to stop because of its being time consuming and tedious task.
I also tried some applications which I found were mostly spamming or spying kind of things.

 But I found that Facebook page does not start reloading in the case of labeling a friend id. So I labeled inactive ids as 'Close Friends' and the trick was successful. Because the 'Close Friends' appear in the beginning and I could remove all those very easily. In just 5 minutes I was able to remove about 300 ids.
Those who are not fully conversant with Facebook software here I give step by step tutorial to remove such inactive ids. 
1. Click on your name in the Facebook wall.
2. Click 'Friends'
3. Scroll down the friends list. Use auto scroll and leave it for few minutes until you reach the bottom of page.
4. Now start scrolling upwards and where ever you find some inactive i.d point the cursor at "friends" and a small window appears. Here click 'Close Friends'. And the i.ds is now 'star' marked. In this way mark all the inactive i.ds with the 'close friends' and the trick is done.
5. All inactive ids now appear on top of the page but below you close friends.

 



6. Here you can easily remove 2 ids at a time by pointing the cursor on friends
and then at the bottom of the window appears "unfriend". So click on the unfriend and you are done.



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LET US STAND FOR NANAKSHAHI CALENDER

Wednesday, 24 December 2014

LET US STAND FOR NANAKSHAHI CALENDER

Do you know that the present Bikrami calender (which is applicable in Punjab as far as festival dates are concerned) has some very serious defects:


  • Gurpurabs i.e Guru's days at times fall twice in a year and in some year there is no particular gurpurab at all. Thanks to Bikrami Calender.
  • This year the birthday of Guru Gobind Singh sahib is falling on Dec. 28 i.e when the Sikhs will be mourning the martyrdom of Chhota sahibzadas
  • In the year 2015 there will be no Gurpurab of Tenth Lord.
  • It is such a ridiculous calender that the often months with 32 days occur.
  • Some times the year is of 13 months.
  • Its years are slowly slipping forwards with the result that the Vaisakhi of 1699 fell on March 27 but now a days Vaisakhi comes either on 13, 14 or 15 April.
  • So much after thousands of years the month of Poh which is famous for its winter will fall in the month of May and June. Thus all literature and Gurbani which has reference to seasons will become irrelevant.
  • The present Bikrami calender's year is longer by 20 minutess
In the light of above Pal Singh Purewal of Canada devised a scientific solar calender and the SGPC implemented it in the year 2003 but unfortunately some conservative people had been opposing it. The final blow was given by Dam Dami Taksal when its head Harnam Singh Dhuma agreed to support the Saint Union opposing the new calender. As such an amended Bikrami calender with the misleading name Nanakshahi was imposed. Since the present scenario has embarrassed the Sant Union as such again a demand for Nanakshahi calender has arisen.

We ask the reader to read the facts and support the demand for Nanakshahi calender.
Here are some links giving pros and cons of Nanakshahi Calender:-

http://www.punjabmonitor.com/2013/07/nanakshahi-calender.html



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You will regret to note that the opponents of Nanakshahi calendar are such people who believe  Sikhism an off shoot of Hinduism. Instead of pointing some defect in the new calendar they do maneuvering. Since Sant J.S. Bhinderanwale was a staunch votary of independence of Sikhism, the calendar opponent bought Harnam Singh Dhuma the successor of Sant Bhinderanwale and deputed him to P.S.Badal to oppose the calendar with the plea that the calendar creates rift between Sikhs and Hindus. This shows Sikhs have no right even to rectify any of their systems.

ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਇਹ ਪੜ੍ਹ ਕੇ ਦੁਖ ਹੋਵੇਗਾ ਕਿ ਨਾਨਕਸ਼ਾਹੀ ਕੈਲੰਡਰ ਦੇ ਵਿਰੋਧੀ ਸਿਰਫ ਉਹ ਲੋਕ ਹਨ ਜੋ ਸਿੱਖੀ ਨੂੰ ਹਿੰਦੂ ਧਰਮ ਦਾ ਅੰਗ ਗਿਣਦੇ ਹਨ। ਨਵੇਂ ਕੈਲੰਡਰ ਵਿਚ ਕੋਈ ਨੁਕਸ ਕਢਣ ਦੀ ਥਾਂ ਇਹ ਲੋਕ ਜੋੜ ਤੋੜ ਕਰਦੇ ਹਨ। ਕਿਉਕਿ ਸੰਤ ਭਿੰਡਰਾਂਵਾਲੇ ਵੱਖਵਾਦੀ ਸਨ, ਇਨਾਂ ਨੇ ਭਿੰਡਰਾਂਵਾਲੇ ਦੇ ਜਾਨਸ਼ੀਨ ਭਾਵ ਦਮਦਮੀ ਟਕਸਾਲ ਦੇ ਮੁੱਖੀ ਹਰਨਾਮ ਸਿੰਘ ਧੁੰਮਾ ਨੂੰ ਖਰੀਦਿਆ ਹੋਇਆ ਹੈ ਤੇ ਧੁੰਮਾ ਕੋਲੋ ਹੀ ਕੈਲੰਡਰ ਦਾ ਵਿਰੋਧ ਕਰਵਾਇਆ। ਧੁੰਮਾ ਨੇ ਬਿਆਨ ਸਿਰਫ ਇਹੋ ਦਿਤਾ ਕਿ ਇਸ ਨਾਲ ਹਿੰਦੂ ਸਿੱਖਾਂ ਵਿਚ ਤ੍ਰੇੜ ਪੈਂਦੀ ਹੈ। ਇਸਦਾ ਮਤਲਬ ਕਿ ਸਿੱਖਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਇਹ ਹੱਕ ਵੀ ਹਾਸਲ ਨਹੀ ਕਿ ਉਹ ਆਪਣੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਸਿਸਟਮ ਦਾ ਨੁਕਸ ਦੂਰ ਕਰ ਸਕਣ।






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PHOTOS -MUSTAPHA VISITS KARTARPUR

Tuesday, 16 December 2014

MUSTAPHA VISITS KARTARPUR SAHIB
My Facebook friend from Pakistan has visited Kartarpur sahib the holy shrine where Guru Nanak passed away. Kartarpur is close to Indo-Pakistan borber and is visible from Indian side. Sikhs are demanding a visa-free passage to Kartarpur sahib. Indian Punjab's legislative Assembly has unanimously passed a resolution seeking corridor. The Delhi Govt (as usual) is delaying the approval of corridor. 
Mustapha has sent some beautiful photos of Kartarpur which we share with our friends. Mustapha takes pride in sending me some pixels where the soldiers from Bloch Regiment of Pakistan are paying obeisance to last abode of Guru Nanak.
It is first time we share the photo of bomb Indian Air Force dropped on Kartarpur sahib. The Pakistan authorities have preserved the bomb and is on display at Kartarpur sahib. We have already shared the demolition of Kartarpur Bridge over the river Ravi which was bombarded by Indian Army. Here we also come across view of SGGS darbar where RSS goons have done mischief.
A road sign on Narowal -Shakargarh road where we turn for Kartarpur
Kartarpur -most probably it is view from south
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Welcome gate at Kartarpur - It reads Waheguru ji ka khalsa, Waheguru ji ki fateh i.e The Khalsa belongs to God and victory be to Him.

Gulam Mustapha Dogar poses for photo

Sad.. The management has installed a painting of Guru Nanak on kartarpur building which violates Sikh code of conduct
Muslim style grave of Guru Nanak at Kartarpur

Muslim style grave of Guru Nanak at Kartarpur. It is for the first time that the grave is also covered now. It has traditionally been roofless
Samadh or Marhi the Hindu style tomb of Guru Nanak at Kartarpur

Servant's quarters at Kartarpur sahib



Seat of Sri Guru Granth sahib. Here you will see how the RSS agents have mischieviously imposed
deformed logo of Sikhs on the palki. Obviously the Sikh logo is in Gurmukhi but here the logo is in Devnagari Hindi which RSS is now trying to impose on Sikhs.  It is clearly visible how the logo has been subsequently added. 

























The bombardment of Kartarpur by Indian Forces.














Pakistani army people remove their shoes while they enter the holy premises

Soldiers from Baloch Regiment of Pakistan army.






The holy well of Guru Nanak

The holy well of Guru Nanak




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